The Aztec King

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)

To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.

by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019

Kim the king

The boy whose father was a police and living like a girl. He’s gay and he makes meme

Daraty: Hahaha! Ah jm John looks like Kim the king
Chhang an: who is Kim the king

Daraty: The gay that makes meme

by This nut November 26, 2019

Dewski King

A complete crack head kid who gets jacked up on Mountain Dew all day everyday. A dewski king tends to drink all of your “DEWSKI” aka Mountain Dew when he’s at your house. Nobody truly knows what is wrong with Dewski King.

Oh fuck it’s dewski king, hold my dewski.

by Blakessketit April 1, 2019

king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

king adrian

honestly, if youre a KING adrian, youre just the superior of everything. nobody can say otherwise

Kate: omg ur dumb and noobie jajaja XD im so kawaii

king adrian: make me a sandwich woman

by kys437 December 18, 2019

King Egg

A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.

Eggs: All hail King Egg!

by HahahaImTheBestHahahaSatanOutT April 20, 2019