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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022
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Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
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Angry pp

ANGRY HAS A ANGRY PP
by ANGRYBEDWRECKERFAN February 8, 2022
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Bleeding angry

Very Angry
by Fjx May 18, 2020
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Angry Jimmy

An expression used by the elederly describing their prefrence to an angry man named Jimmy over an unpleasant Noun .
My grandma said she'd rather fight an angry Jimmy then do anal again
by Angriest Jimmy October 26, 2017
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Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider
by Username 1552 December 18, 2020
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Angry adam

When you ejacualte in both their eyes and then sock them in the throat until they have a crooked neck.
He said angry adam me or I’m breaking up with you.
by Pussy pounder flounder November 22, 2019
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