The ugliest most funkiest most fugliest person you’ll ever meet. They always have brown hair and smell like shit. Beware if you meet a Taylor.
by bigbootyjudy00 July 23, 2022
Get the Taylormug. A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
by Big hiney January 26, 2022
Get the Taylormug. Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it
by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019
Get the Maddison Taylormug. A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.
by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024
Get the Taylor Testmug. stupid whore bags. love to bang their head on the concrete together when they're bored. sometimes pretend their donkeys and lick each others assholes.
by kingkongmongjong August 28, 2014
Get the taylor and brycemug. by natzswifties December 12, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. A judge just ruled that it wasn't the cops fault they shot her... It was the boyfriend's fault for shooting at what he thought was a home invasion.
Hym "Wooooow! You hear that Brianna Taylor ruling? The charges were brought down to a misdemeanor for the cops and the judge ruled that the fact the the cops had a bad warrant was not the reason she died. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the Brianna Taylormug.