Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach July 18, 2016

moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.

I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.

by Longharddump January 17, 2018

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018

Sausaging

To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".

Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you

Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!

Person #1: Quit sausaging me

by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

sawdust sausage

A cheap supermarket sausage, of dubious ingredients, typically cooked up at a fundraising sausage sizzle.

I’ll grab a pack of sawdust sausages for the bbq this afternoon.

by AkayK February 14, 2018