To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".
Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you
Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!
Person #1: Quit sausaging me
Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!
Person #1: Quit sausaging me
by NeeperLimp January 30, 2018