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Government Shutdown

Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Chesterville Shutout

When playing goalie in Friday night pickup hockey, your get less then 10 goals scored on you.
"Whoa! We won 10-9. I got a Chesterville Shutout!"
by Thrag October 31, 2025
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Chesterville Shutout

When playing goalie in Friday night pickup hockey, you get less than 9 girls scored on you.
"Whoa! We won 11-9. I got a Chesterville Shutout!"
by Thrag October 31, 2025
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SHERBET SHUTTLE

The sherbet shuttle is like Bonnie's blues bang bus owned by a lass in the midlands
She picked him up on the sherbet shuttle
by Premalone28 November 28, 2025
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Government shutdown

So that's their plan. Every tome you protest they are just going to DO TO YOU what they are doing to me and shut the government down to starve you out until you go away and the they are going to keep doing the thing you are protesting. This is why a popularity contest with minimal oversight is not a model for a well functioning government. They can just say "Ope! Ope! I'm trying to to shut it down but I just can't" It isn't the fucking funding. It isn't the training. It's that the politicians don't think the answer to you.
Hym "And that is the opposite of how that works. I am not a politician. I do not need your vote. I don't need you financial support. And as someone who does not need those thing, I am not accountable to you. The problem IS... The people who DO need that... The YouTube fucking panhandlers. The politicians. THEY think THEY are not that as well. So enjoy the cold becomes they are just going to do nothing, do another government shutdown, go on vacation again and shuffle papers around."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2026
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Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).
"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."
by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013
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Put The Shutters Down

When you're lured into someone's house under false presences, only for your host to 'let the shutters down'. Usually under the guise of a sporting event
I’ll put the shutters down on Saturday if we go back to mine to watch the rest of the games
by Jonas Macinroe October 15, 2020
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