boopy poo

boop the poopy booty hole

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.

while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe

by lion light May 3, 2014

poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)

Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA

by Michael knows December 14, 2014

Poo gibbon

A frog that thinks it is a prince.

My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.

by Descend upon March 8, 2017

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015

Poo in the lou

A British way on how to say bathroom

Damn Charles, I really need to take a poo in the Lou

by Sexyunknownuser December 15, 2019

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016