seth and piper

the most cutest couple out there :)

Seth and Piper are so cute together at school

by Urmom;) May 26, 2018

pipe layer

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

dutchman's pipe

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

by Juanito Parres February 27, 2009

Afghan pipeline

The freezing of fresh feces and then its use a sex toy

I Afghan pipelined your mum last night

by ringhair January 28, 2007

Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

pipe

A term for something thats bad, but not in a good way. Something not very impressive.

Yo Ben, what do you think of Swazzos' new whip? I think its phat.

You are joking, its absolutely pipe!

by FishySmellinBeard September 28, 2004

pipe

short for pipe down. Means to be quiet / shut up

"Picot, stop staring at my sister"
"Oh, will you just pipe"

by JPM May 21, 2007