pebble poo

The most disappointing poo a man can take it takes for ever for what nothing just a few pebbles sitting in the toilet looking at you leaving you more disappointed than your father.

I took a pebble poo and it took 30 minutes

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

Reecey-poo

An annoying nickname for someone named Reece. If your Reece is like any other, he will role his eyes and probably crack a smile.

"Reecey-poo! What are you doing over there?"

by Reecey's lover May 19, 2022

Poo Friend

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.

Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”

by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021

Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022

Poo-nipulator

Any person or animal that uses the action or excuse of “I have to go to the bathroom” as a delaying tactic to get out of helping someone or doing something that they don’t want to do.

My kid is a poo-nipulator when it comes time to help pick up toys.

by #1HMFIC March 12, 2022

Poo Jinx

When two people who are both doing a shit are talking to one another, the last one to say "Poo Jinx" can't wipe until the other one says their name

Oh you're on the toilet? Poo Jinx! Now you can't wipe

by Runescaperunescaperunescapesli March 23, 2022

Sonic Poo

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.

I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.

by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022