I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.
by Mister Decent June 27, 2011
The epicenter of the Flying Pig Flu was Mexico City.
by flyingpigflu April 25, 2009
After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.
Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.
by JoeWilly 1972 June 25, 2015
this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.
I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...
by G-money777 May 17, 2011
A large pickle with tentacles and wings. often referred to for no reason on message boards or in class rooms to confuse the poster/speaker and leave the argument invalid.
by holy lord what is that?? October 21, 2010
guy 1 : man i just kicked that wop in the shin
guy 2 : dude you shoulda went for a flying wop kick that woulda been epic
guy 2 : dude you shoulda went for a flying wop kick that woulda been epic
by erraticjonny5 February 10, 2010
User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015