nerd tears

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.

Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

by magicliterati March 29, 2014

basic nerd

A stereotypical nerd that very likely knows more than the average person about computers and more than likely plays a band instrument. Very awkward and shy.

Kayden: "I may play Minecraft and like Pokemon but I'm no basic nerd."

by Cosmicapple May 13, 2016

Minecraft nerd

A person who plays Minecraft even though it isn’t popular. They have tons of diamonds and cool stuff.

Guy 1: Wow! Mine-blown!
Guy 2: You’re such a Minecraft nerd!

by minecrafter103 November 7, 2019

Grade Book Nerd

Someone who isn't a smart nerd, but instead someone who seems like a nerd because they receive good grades, mostly through cheating.

Joe: I wish I was Nerdy-er

Billy: You are a nerd!

Joe: But i'm a Grade Book Nerd, not a smart nerd.

by Gradebook Nerd August 24, 2009

Nerd

A male or female who thinks they know everything. Believe that studying and high grades are life's #1 thing. Usually wear glasses, even if they don't need them. Usually gel their hair to the side. Usually ugly. Usually wierd-looking. Can't fight; always run off to moms when threatened. For some reason, often get the most female attention when they are surrounded by better-looking people.

"Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd!"
"Pal, did you get a load of the nerds?"
-Homer Simpson, episode 'Homer goes to college'

by DaveIII October 15, 2006

Nerd

Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm

That nerd is Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm

by Justas October 15, 2006

nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007