Jimmy's Mom

noun Jimmy's Mom is an object by fucking

"Boy, I sure do love fucking Jimmy's Mom!"
"Jimmy's Mom is my bitch!"

by FerventArrow April 21, 2022

yr mom

means someone being stupid and always use it for combat!

ABOOMBALAKAKA LOL

Karen: You suck
Karen: where is your boss?
Cashier: In yr mom's house dumbo
Karen: I beg your pardon?
Cashier: I am the boss.
KAREN YR MOM

by YZR MOMM May 30, 2022

ur mom

the ultimate end to an argument.
a burn that will never heal.
often used in serious arguments.
will start ww3.
:)

ur mom...

by MarshMelIo February 22, 2021

Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.

Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.

by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019

Nicks mom

Likes to eat raw mango deer jerky. She can be used many ways ;) . #milfnation

Nick: hey guy wyd?
You: nicks mom duh

by Freznough1332 April 17, 2019

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022