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Moistress

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.
That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.
by Iwkie August 9, 2025
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Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.
"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"
by MCB_HD August 31, 2025
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Moin

Meme + Coin = Moin
I got rich from trading moins
by Moin lover September 22, 2025
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Moin

The Australian aboriginal word for sex or sexualising activity.
Example "Wanna moin?"
by Auszzie Urgramma October 30, 2025
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Moistified

When one makes a female orgasm multiple times. Happens when someone shows up with skills and leaves you needing a towel and a thank-you note.
He was so good in bed i was moistified
by Itsallmintymint January 12, 2026
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mad moist

Friend 1: YO U SAW DAT. Friend 2:YEAH DAT WAS MAD MOIST
by moistmadd November 26, 2009
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ghetto-moiselle

A girl who comes from a lower-to-moderate socioeconomic 'hood while also having the class to present herself in a situation so as to be perceived as a 'mademoiselle' from old money.
Despite her rough upbringing, Lola has done well for herself. She has a way about her... demanding respect without saying a word and eloquently so. She's so 'ghetto-moiselle!'
by sleslie2425 April 6, 2011
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