moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.
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Get the Moin mug.When one makes a female orgasm multiple times. Happens when someone shows up with skills and leaves you needing a towel and a thank-you note.
He was so good in bed i was moistified
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Get the mad moist mug.A girl who comes from a lower-to-moderate socioeconomic 'hood while also having the class to present herself in a situation so as to be perceived as a 'mademoiselle' from old money.
Despite her rough upbringing, Lola has done well for herself. She has a way about her... demanding respect without saying a word and eloquently so. She's so 'ghetto-moiselle!'
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