A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023
Get the Jabimba Malemug. A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
Get the Oscar Malemug. White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.
I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.
by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025
Get the soft white malemug. by Edge male February 23, 2024
Get the Edging Malemug. A strange species. They often have a brain the size of a strawberry. They also have a log. (Unknown purpose, altho they do say theyre going to beat it, so it might have to do with domestic violence) they also might be fireworks, because of them saying theyre going to bang someone.
Also theyre not female
Also theyre not female
He's not female, he's a male
by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 1, 2020
Get the Malemug. by Jajajajajshshd ckxiuajamdmdkd March 27, 2022
Get the Male lesbianmug. Obnoxious, pretentious, self-aggrandizing zoomer nonsense where they think they need to be alphas to alphas.
Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.
(See also: putz)
Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.
(See also: putz)
The Sigma Male never wipes after using the bathroom. The sigma male knows his time is limited and important, so every second counts. The 30 seconds it takes to wipe means he gets that much less work done. The Sigma is unfazed by an itchy buttcrack, but if he must scratch, he will dig in without care for what others think.
by RocksInMyHead45 November 28, 2024
Get the Sigma Malemug.