Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 27, 2022

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I hate Light

Usually used by virgins that has no life in general and spend all their time in some shit discord servers. Sentence comes from cavemen early in 2020. Light himself is a good person but people just hate him.

Dude this is so (I hate Light) shit.

by SayWallahHEHE June 15, 2020

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bush light

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.

Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

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