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Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
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grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.
"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."
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Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich 

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!
bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

Niggers on Ice

1. A family friendly show where spectators may view African-Americans perform athletic feats whilst wearing ice skates. Usual cost of admission is 5$ per person, 3$ for kids.
Jack: hey man, I’m bored and we have 10$. What do you wanna do?

Mick: I heard Niggers on Ice is town. You wanna go?
Jack: ye
Niggers on Ice by BonerMasterMick August 20, 2019

Lemon over ice 

A term used to describe a hot Asian person
Did you see that lemon over ice?
Lemon over ice by Jeezitsjess December 2, 2020

siberian ice 

Vodka...if u will so call it that, sold in the city of madison, wisconsin. A 1.75 liter bottle costs less than a haircut, 3 gallons of gas, or a ZJ for that matter at 10$. The neutral grain spirits of the legendary bottle are not really even that neutral as the adjective suggests. Vodka is usually clear but siberian has particles floating in it noted to be the dead rotting remains of russian soldiers. Despite its cheapness it will make for many nites to remember as one stumbles into their shitfaced detox pitfall of doom.
God damn, i just took a 10 second pull off of that siberian ice, now i've got the wicked from all those dead russian soldier particles...so acidic.
siberian ice by deef remington November 7, 2007

Miracle on Ice 

The nickname given to the Olympic hockey game between the United States and the Soviet Union played on February 22, 1980. The US was made of of college and amateur players, and the Soviets were a team of veterans that hadn't lost in a long time. Naturally, the Americans were tremendous underdogs, but pulled out the win, 4-3.
1. The "Miracle on Ice" was the greatest hockey game ever played
2. This is the biggest upset in sports history
3. "Do you believe in miracles? YES!!!"
-Al Michaels
Miracle on Ice by dbos_yyz January 6, 2008