"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 13, 2021
Get the Machine Gun Assholemug. A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.
*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.
Want to know something, just ask.
*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices
“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”
I’m an open book.
Want to know something, just ask.
*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices
“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”
by Never scared May 1, 2025
Get the Blurry gunmug. When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
Get the Top Gunmug. 
by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017
Get the Tons of gunsmug. Jordan: Andrew, me and my girl just had some kinky ass sex last night, and i finished her off with a Russian water gun and some mexican pancakes
Andrew: WTF
Andrew: WTF
by thatytdude November 15, 2023
Get the Russian water gunmug. When someone has an enormous penis
by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018
Get the machine gun dickmug.