Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

foot fetish purist

Someone who has a strong attraction, sexual or otherwise, to feet. They prefer to look at feet, and feet alone, without the distraction of other sexual anatomy.

The foot fetish purist doesn't need to see other parts of a woman to get off.

by Pretty Please Toes February 09, 2022

Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot

John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.

by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by June 10, 2022

Foot Lettuce

The lettuce at burger king.

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce

by Smash-cookie-chan November 02, 2020

foot hair

The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan

My foot hair looked nast with those sandals

by LordBonkers October 19, 2017

1 foot japan

A snowboarding trick in which one foot is not strapped into the board and kicked out while in mid air.

Shit man, Rob just did a 1 foot Japan over those rocks

by tha_man434 December 01, 2019