Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

facebort

to delete or deactivate your facebook account

I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.

by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

dinosaur face

Verb: when inside a car you scream like a dinosaur at pedestrians or cars.

hey you wanna dinosaur face this old lady.

by Marino K August 30, 2006

facebook

A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)

Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

by Gaby Gutierrez October 13, 2006

slap face month

october is slap face month becuase if anyone tries to slap my ass you will get slapped back 😘😘

did you know it’s slap face month?

by Katie yasss September 29, 2019

Facebook

A human Pokédex.

Facebook, gotta catch'em all!

by joon21 June 2, 2010

two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.

If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!

by find_me February 13, 2005