Dylan

Dylan is a nice guy who love only one girl he loves his girlfriend and her name is khloe they will get married and have kids on their own.

Hay khloe do you want to have kids
Yess Dylan

by Myloveofmylife May 30, 2018

Dylan

An absolute wimp cries about everything and laughs about there own jokes

Fuck you your such a Dylan

by Skullcrusher63538 January 8, 2019

Dylan

you shouldn't get into a fight with Dylan because he knocks you down

I Knicks Dylan

Hé Knicks me and i am dead

by Hoi Dylan November 24, 2021

Dylan

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.

I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.

by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021

Dylan loves Amanda more

Dylan loves Amanda way more, it even says it here in the dictionary. All the proof Dylan may need. If a Dylan is fighting against an amanda about who loves who more. Show her this

Dylan loves Amanda more than she loves him.

by Random guy proving a point January 2, 2022

Dylan

A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.

Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.

by mmee00ww September 14, 2021

Pull a Dylan

To take long; way too long; to take forever. Running extremely slow; behind; a turtle.

We were going to run multiple raids tonight, but Dylan had to *pull a Dylan* and now we only have time for 1.

by anonymous November 15, 2021