dick wadd 

Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.

You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!

dick wadd by Lostsheep November 13, 2016

Mopy Dick 

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

Mopy Dick by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

Sniffing Dick 

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

Sniffing Dick by DTallon October 15, 2009

Wrench Dick 

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.

Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.

Wrench Dick by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.

Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.

Amtrak Dick by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015

wack dick 

Bad dick game
Totally not strong

Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack

wack dick by Chloey Blowey April 17, 2017

Ruler dick 

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.

1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz

Ruler dick by rymaxam October 26, 2017