depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Athenist Depression

Strong depression that 70% of the people have after simping over Athenist Furry Egirls. Its recommended to stay away from Athenist and leave as soon as possible. Remember, when you try to make them ur egirl, you're not the only one, many people is also trying.

As a proof of their simping:
Thanks to Eraser the packing god, I (Timelessirius) could android pack athenist furry simp leaders instead of becoming their slave. I am proud of my family for not making me a simp and now, I go happy without Athenist Depression. Im a grown 15 years old brazilian man.

Remember, it is never late to get a life, stay safe.

Simp: Man I got Athenist Depression.
Person: Wait, why?
Simp: I tried to make them my egirls but I figured out that they're lesbians...
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Labi: OwO
Gab: UwU
ri: >_<
Simp: Mwa uwu give me img perms!

by Strychniness April 16, 2021

Finnie Wolfhard depression

The feeling when you are in love with Finn Wolfhard and you love everything about him and you are mentally in his life but irf he doesn’t even no you he doesn’t even know you exist 💔

* sees finnie tik tok* this gives me Finnie Wolfhard depression

by Finnie135 January 16, 2021

Finnie Wolfhard depression

The feeling you get when you are so in love with Finn Wolfhards everything and mentally you are apart of his life but irl you are only apart of it on your dream 💔

Sees Finn Wolfhard tik tok * this is really giving me Finnie Wolfhard depression

by Finnie135 January 16, 2021

cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

by Lua-Chan March 22, 2022

MOOPLING DEPRESSION

it means : u r retarded and is suicidal and depressing

u get moopling depression from : stds and talking

by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017