wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.

JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.

by Bob the builder #3 August 19, 2017

Cressida

A family disappointment

You’re such a Cressida

by Whale Shit September 3, 2020

choss

a rectal gas emission with a foul odor.

Don't eat too many beans or you'll be chossing all night!

by Lerone June 14, 2006

Crossfit

an asskicking, kick-ass daily high-intensity, "functional" fitness workout.workouts usually followed by vommiting.people who dig crossfit include: fire fighters,police officers,marines,seals,martial artists,soccer moms etc...

todays crossfit wod made me puke

by thefatkid March 9, 2009

crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

Crosstown Beef

When a person has beef with another person, from another area, For example John Queens, NY and Mike Bed-Stuy, NY Then the beef takes place across town.

Mos: Whats Up Medina, Who givin' you static

Medina: Some fool from West

Mos: Word Up! Crosstown Beef

by Cool Wayne May 3, 2007

criss angel

A fucking faggot who has the shittest illusions and makes people think he does all of this shit. Uses film editing so he portray levitating, teleporting, and such other things. No he didnt walk up the wall you dumbass. its called turning the camera sideways so you can portray walking up a wall idiot. Another thing, he didnt get runover either jackass. He jumped on the car before it rammed him into the brick walls. Watch the video and see it for yourself. Doesnt hurt that bad to have a few bricks hit you. The only thing he has ever mindfreaked is you idiots beleiving his shit is real you fucking morons.

Criss Angel=Phony
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief

by Criss Angel July 6, 2006