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Caketual Combustion

The effect of eating to much cake

ussually occurs after hiccuping, than KABOOM caktual combustion
OMFG, that was alot of cake, omggg im going to combustionally combust on cake!!!! "death by caketual combustion"
by Sara Kessler August 16, 2009
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Financial Combustion

Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.

First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.

This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.

Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.

This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
Financial Combustion Starvation Deprivation Misfortune possible Death Anger Fire
by 2ttzu November 24, 2009
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instinaneous combustion

something that suddenly enflames largely.
me:WOAH! my pants just went into instinaneous combustion!
you: niceeee mannn :
by -xoxo Deeeena love December 13, 2009
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Cross Campus Creeping

To be "analyzing/inspecting/viewing/checking out/scoping/judging/whatever else you may call it" a girl (or guy, depending on how you roll), from a great distance.
....you get the picture I'm sure. Today, I was at the top of campus and I had the perfect perch for cross campus creeping on girls. I mean, wouldn't you if you had outstanding vision such as mine?
by Eagle Eyes September 2, 2011
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Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
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Matthew Colpus

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"
by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018
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Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
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