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Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
by That one taco June 18, 2016
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the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
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vice captain

Given to someone who is desperate to be captain but isn’t good enough. Usually given out of pity. No one pays attention to them no matter how much they want it.
by harryglynn123 December 2, 2017
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Booty captain

When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain
You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain
by Lil pingu May 15, 2018
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Fuck Captain

The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.
Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.
by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019
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Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
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Choker captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
Kohli is a Only Choker captain in this world
by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020
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