flaming her can 

To light one's dick on fire and subsequently fuck a girl in the ass.

"Kevin was at Danny's house tonight and was totally flaming her can"

flaming her can by arw84 December 16, 2009

opening up a can of whoop ass 

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

opening up a can of whoop ass by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

jimmy big can

Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.

Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."

Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."

jimmy big can by JimmyBigcan May 17, 2016

All That and a Can of Worms 

1) The opposite version of 90's slang term “All that and a bag of chips”, which means “good, plus extra!”
2) To mean that a person is "all that (they're said to be)" and worse. Someone that, once given an opportunity, is likely to become more controversial and problematic than they already are or are believed to be.

3) An individual that, when opening his or her mouth, is like Pandora's proverbial and mythical box as they get into situations that get out of hand or become hard to control.

The American people thought that Donald Trump was 'all that and a can of worms' even from the fateful moment he announced his candidacy for president.

All That and a Can of Worms by AELIANA October 13, 2016

four eyed tin can 

An insult for someone with with glasses and braces

Bruh that dude is a four eyed tin can

four eyed tin can by Cocoandbobo May 19, 2019

Blow Up the Can 

To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.

Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”

Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”

Blow Up the Can by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020

How fast can you blast 

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in

Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost

How fast can you blast by Joseph Blackman November 18, 2020