pump crack 

to sell crack cocane

i be on da block pump crack all day getin da bread

pump crack by Debby731991 April 28, 2006

I crack myself up 

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Musical Crack 

Musical Crack is a song that gets stuck in your head. When you hear this song you will immediately recognize its awesomeness. Expect to listen to this song for several days without venturing to other songs. This song can bring intense feelings of happiness or ecstasy.

This song is my musical crack I've listened to it for 5 days straight and i haven't listened to any other song.

Musical Crack by Mr.Strike November 15, 2010

Ass Crack Fever 

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.

What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.

Ass Crack Fever by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

back crack and sack 

The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.

Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Crack and Sack.

back crack and sack by Gunga Din November 14, 2004

ass crack 

The split between someone's ass cheeks.

Look at the size of that guys ass crack! It runs halfway up his back

ass crack by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

Booty Crack 

-noun

1. The line that separates the booty

-adjective
2. Slang.

a. When one is being annoying, dumb, and unreasonable: You are such a booty crack.

b. When one is being whack, or if something if not right or you feel as if you are disappointed or

made a mistake: That's was so booty crack

c. If you want to make a greeting or wish someone a good day: Have a booty crack day.

d. Anything can be a booty crack if you put your mind to it - or your booty: That tv is such a booty

crack

"Read between the booty crack."

"You are such a booty crack."

"I hope your dreams are filled with booty crack."

"That is such a booty crack."

Booty Crack by Booty Crack Queen September 14, 2016