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Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.
I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation
by Boston2316 August 26, 2025
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Angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.
Oh dude, you don't want to mess with that girls angry beaver! I can smell it all the way from here.
by Adamskiop August 13, 2016
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Angry Brows

Angry Brows are usually what an individual may see when confronting a librarian. The formation of the eyebrow causes the countenance of the face to appear angry or annoyed. She is only half-way looking up from her novel, her glasses are lower on the nose, all while she deeply peers into the soul of the now petrified individual. Death may follow, but reports have been varied.
Marisa: Oh hey Mark, we should go to the library some time!
Mark: haha.. no. That librarian has some terrifying Angry Brows.
by EggCombo May 26, 2018
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The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.
Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."
by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025
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angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.
So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.
by Angry Mick February 5, 2012
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Angry Bread

A Severly Angry autistic white guy, commonly used as an insult.
Well, I gotta say, Rachel: that is one Angry Bread.
by Bradaz April 18, 2020
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Angry Apple Disease

an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 9, 2021
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