“ I can’t open my zyn pack” -Joe
“Just line up the triangles” - Tom
“Thanks Tom I can now have a zyn”
“Just line up the triangles” - Tom
“Thanks Tom I can now have a zyn”
by Dante foreskin February 23, 2024

by Robbo85 September 12, 2014

Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.
Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.
Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.
Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"
Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"
Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"
by kustomize April 18, 2007

by 0513197810071973 January 15, 2019

P1: all done my assignment (thats due in half an hour) better save it.
WORD: BTW ur document has around thirtyseven mistakes. The Blu Line will help you find them. ReMeMbEr YoUr CaPiTaLs.
WORD: BTW ur document has around thirtyseven mistakes. The Blu Line will help you find them. ReMeMbEr YoUr CaPiTaLs.
by GW in corona November 9, 2021

Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014

by SteveM1001 July 18, 2021
