Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

clock in on that ass

Generally uncommon term used by parents to signify an ass whooping

Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson

by Da_vinki June 14, 2023

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 3, 2020

chicken nugget ass

When you so fat yo ass bunches up around your pants and it looks like a chicken nugget. Places you might see such a phenomenon include walmart or mcdonalds definitely not on a hike.

Damn why she gotta wear yoga pants she gotta whole chicken nugget ass. So nasty I can see the FUPA too.

by FupaChalupa209 May 27, 2021

Ass clown

A person that speaks nothing but absolute bullshit

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown

by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022

Ass Swiper

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks

Eddies an Ass Swiper

by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021

ass-fly

A stupid, dumb, annoying and disgusting insect that enjoys being around asses. Can also be used when referring to people.

Teacher: Your friends are bad influences.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.

by I'mActuallyAMokumflow March 28, 2019