dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.

She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob

by Derpflapper July 17, 2017

dick

A thing girls suck on and guys fuck with, it also rubs cum on the girl

jenny:oh, i sucked your brothers dick, it was juicy.

brianna: YOU DID WHAT WITH MY BROTHER???

by urmomsuckedmydick March 11, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

Dick

1) a man's penis. (slang vulgar)

2) or a stupid asshole (person)

I put the dick in her ass.

Listen to Flying kitty's "Dick in the box" it's fire.

"Pull out the whole damn dick, I'ma get laid
I got another dick, I'ma get AIDS"

by Dildo.Swaggins_ October 19, 2020

no dick december

no girls can have sex in december

girl: hey wanna have sex
guy: no you cant have sex in December

girl: why
guy: because it's no dick december

by 3---------------------D November 23, 2018

dick

other word for penis

goes in to the vagina

sometimes gets stuck in cucumber

girl: omg you have such a big dick

boy: let me put it in your dad
girl: again

by dicksucker1234567898 September 24, 2020

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016