Gorgie Ass

When a rumneychel girl is talking to a rumneychel boy and he hangs out with his Gorgie ass instead of her. Gorgie ass is a rumneychel version on a sidechick

Omg I can’t believe Isaac went out with gorgie ass last night!!!!

by Gorgie hater November 13, 2018

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

ASS

A TYPE OF FOOD. REALLY GOOD FOOD. IS USUALLY EATEN AT NIGHT.

He ate ass and enjoyed it very much.

by URGAYAF November 15, 2018

Ass Wound

Exactly what it sounds like. a boo boo on ur ass

YOU ASS WOUND

by cherylikesnuggets November 18, 2018

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018