cowerdly dick

when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you

hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!

by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023

mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

dick's sporting goods

sex toys

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Brokeback Dick

Dick so good you just don't know how to quit it.

Generally this dick belongs to a fuckboi, situanship, side peice, or the emotionally unavailable.

Sexual chemistry is bomb and it fits jusssst right.

It bringith you ye multiple quakes of ye nethers.

Best experienced in reverse cow girl/boy.

"Girll he's my brokeback dick. Shits too good I just can't quit it."

by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023

dick

another word for penis and can describe mean people and suck my cock

stop being such a dick! Hurry and suck my dick!

by i am someone hahahahaaaa November 28, 2023

vitamin dick

Suburban name for Viagra.

Morris take your Vitamin Dick because I want to fuck in one hour.

by Lawnboy November 30, 2023

Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023