my rare tomodachi

person that hardly have any friend

he is my rare tomodachi

by kodzuken June 9, 2021

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

crazy my beat

Intense fapping

Man 1: “Oh yeah, I was punching my pp hard last night
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

MY NEPHEW HURTS

The expression you shout out when someone does something that makes you tingle

Tatis with a drive, deep left field it’s gone!
“MY NEPHEW HURTS SO BAD, LETS GO TATIS”

by DDMONTER June 14, 2021

honey my beloved

My wife who died after giving birth to six cats. May you rest in peace. RIP that pussy.

"Sheesh, how's your wife doing?"

"They're...dead. Honey my beloved."

by b@lls4lyf3 June 16, 2021