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French Woods

When you are surrounded by french guys who all wanna give u a piece of that d***
I was part of an orgy and found myself in French Woods
by French Wood enthusiast November 21, 2018
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Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.
"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020
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Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).
Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈
by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024
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bullers wood

a school full of snakes, slags and neeks

at least 2 teachers have been caught for paedophilia in the last year and didn’t even have enough money to afford a cleaner

they had a protest and think they’re the shit but have yet to realise no one gives a fuckkkk

in conclusion don’t send your child to bullers
i wen tho bullers wood and ended up having 80+ ex’s by year 9
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
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heads down woods up

A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
“Wanna play a cheeky game of heads down woods up”
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
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Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted
Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting
by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021
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