Urban Dictionary

An online "slang" dictionary whose entries are submitted and judged by random readers.

Approximately 90% of its entries are useless teenage drivel, disgusting scatological references, nasty racist, sexual and ethnic slurs, phony "hip-hop" lingo made up by junior high kids wearing their pants around their asses, stupid white trash ramblings, and self-absorbed geek blather.

The other 10% are pretty entertaining.

"Cool Guy" - defined as "Tommy Smith from East Side High! Woo!!!"

"Ass-wipe" - defined as "That kid I don't like from my history class."

"Slut" - defined as "That bitch Chloe who slept with my boyfriend after the dance last weekend and whose face I'm gonna scratch."

"(Unprintable racist and homophobic term)" - defined as "(Misspelled, ungrammatical and largely unreadable unprintable racist and homophobic rant.)"

by The Noise May 22, 2005

urban pictionary

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.

last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

urban dictionary

A groups of cocksucking faggot losers who have nothing better to do with their time.

I want to be a cocksucking faggot loser the rest of my life so I'll spend my time reading Urban Dictionary.

by tedybearr January 22, 2010

urban elf

it's like the metro gnome, just with less letters.

damn, that urban elf keeps time like he done stole all the watches!

by thinjimmcgeekbeats July 15, 2005

Urban Dictionary

A site primarily meant for funny, real-life definitions of words and slang terms, but is also used by pompous fags to define the actual "textbook" meanings. This act is completely pointless and defeats the purpose of Urban Dictionary. If you want the "official" definition, look it up on Google or something you asshole. Stop ruining Urban Dictionary and get a life.

I went on Urban Dictionary to look up gay , and some pretentious asshole tried to be all proper and shit by writing some retarded, politically correct definition. What an ass.

by dferrari July 23, 2011

urban dictionary

I place where teenage white males go to try and understand what their black friends are saying.

Yo when Deshaun said "im about to skeet on you" what did he mean?
I dunno look it up on urban dictionary.

by j-swift July 24, 2008

Urban Fatigue

The sudden urge to sleep after a big meal. Urban Fatigue is the technical term for "nigga-itis" also kown as "the Itis". some even call it the after-turkey-effect.

him: Just ate some chicken and is pretty sleepy.....
her: URBAN FATIGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him: lmfao!!!!!!!!! Factually correct!!!!!! Well played.

by Ya Sqrd June 2, 2009