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find the ninja turtle

The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."

walk the turtle 

Smoking a cigarette at work. Used instead of saying smoke a cigg in front of customers.
walk the turtle by carnage667 December 28, 2014

ninja turtle generation 

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.
The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

Tootally Turtle 

Frank: That turtle was awesome.
Janice: Tootally Turtle!
Frank: Tootally!
Tootally Turtle by jesus28 January 3, 2007

rapid snapping turtle syndrome 

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA
"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

brown turtle 

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.
brown turtle by dani January 15, 2005