road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road

Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.

by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017

road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.

When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.

by Spock July 13, 2003

up the road

An expression or phrase used by cyclists to describe a beneficial food or item often used by Cannice mcNay

also used to justify eating an unhealthy food

"ill do well today i'm wearing my up the road shorts"
"its okay to eat its an up the road digestive"

by oi2inx July 31, 2019

road mollie

someone who goes out at night with someone else's car and stays out later then they/she/he should.

Everynight I go to bed u come in and steal my keys,When I wake up at 3AM,and your gone you have Road Mollied me!

by anonymous March 15, 2022

All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.

Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."

by cruevhs February 16, 2024

Road sign

A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic

John has a road sign

by Kietanium March 12, 2021