uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021

Full Uncle

Proper Noun//: The result a male sibling finds themselves in when their brother and sister have a baby together; being both an uncle on both sides.

When Cletus’ bother and sister made a baby together he became a Full Uncle.

by Zubra January 22, 2024

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

half-first cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022