1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

1-up gal

when your girl is above everyone else in the world and in your heart

SKM is my 1-up gal, she means everything to me. No one can top her.

by PHZ April 22, 2018

2+2-1

2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.

Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.

by Pratricio Frapichino January 4, 2018

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018

2+1=3

demonic but simple to summon the devil at your any needs

2+1=3

by 2+1=3 March 26, 2017

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

1 hell of a kiss

1 hell of a kiss means you love someone very much you can’t posibly tell them how much you love them

I gave you 1 hell of a kiss lastnighT

by Viper X Sloth April 20, 2018