An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...
by werepyre007 February 19, 2010
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A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009
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Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Get the speed tarded mug.when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
by your best idiot May 15, 2010
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