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commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

Snapping turtle

Someone that always Snapchats a video with a long time duration.
I told Evelyn "stop being a snapping turtle on Snapchat".

Black Turtle Soul 

Jimmy is a Black Turtle Soul.

find the ninja turtle

The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."

walk the turtle 

Smoking a cigarette at work. Used instead of saying smoke a cigg in front of customers.
Hey bro... Wanna go walk the turtle?
walk the turtle by carnage667 December 28, 2014

ninja turtle generation 

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.
The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

Tootally Turtle 

Frank: That turtle was awesome.
Janice: Tootally Turtle!
Frank: Tootally!
Tootally Turtle by jesus28 January 3, 2007