The moment I saw Brie Larson go down to her underwears in the funny short "The Babysitter" I unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for I knew I couldn't ever bang her. I wanted to rageurbate. So I did and I feel better.
If you're at the disco, and some other guy is eyeballing your bitches, so you whip out your phone and tweet a nasty comment they will never see and nobody else knows what you're referring to just to make yourself less angry... then you just ragetweeted!