Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016

work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.

by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013

Piss Copier

When urinating in the office bin and it splashes the side of the photocopier.

Don't touch the side of the Piss Copier

by N all that August 29, 2023

Anal Piss

When human shit squirts out like a stream of piss. Forceful, extreme, violent piss-like diarrhea with no solids. Can range from burning to pleasant sensation.

I had to shit so bad, I squirted pure anal piss from my ass fuckhole.

by Buddy T Lawler May 14, 2019

piss boy

someone smelling like piss or getting pissed on

maki is a piss boy because he smells like piss

by jj ratling October 22, 2022

gachademonbaka._.piss

a very SEGGSY tiktoker that makes awesome content and wants to marry people that spam them.

Kurapika: hey, do you follow gachademonbaka._.piss?
Gon: of course I do! They’re awesome!

by layoreo April 12, 2021

whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.

I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.

by Closet Northener December 26, 2016