Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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For ordinary road death

The model ford for ordinary road death was where my dad raped me now I'm a pedestrian customer service rocks
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.
This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket
by Raveniwgf November 30, 2023
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Road rodeo

When you recline your drivers seat all the way and a girl is riding you reverse-cowgirl while she is steering and you’re operating the pedals.
Met at a girl at the bar - she road rodeoed me all the way home.
by Raveniwgf November 30, 2023
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Road Head

Ya know… when you’re driving down the road and you’re gettin’ brain.
Man, Cindy gave me some road head in my mom’s Chevy Impala.
by SensualSquid June 07, 2021
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Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.
Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.
by sensei10 July 23, 2021
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Road sign

A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic
by Kietanium March 13, 2021
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