A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.
by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019
Get the matthew kangmug. I love you Matthew.
by Layla_theidiot April 16, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. by Mon Astery July 13, 2025
Get the Matthew Emmug. This special person can simply be described by the famous South African phrase 'a poes'. Matthew's usually have big hearts and are very caring but nothing will ever oversee the fact that they are complete poes's. He is the type of guy that can get any girl he wants when he learns not to be a poes, but IF he masters that skill of not being a poes, its simply POES OVER for everyone. These guys also seem to be intensely focus when it comes to serous things, like being a poes. Even though these guys are fat poes's, they usually have such a relaxed view on life and never seem to worry about anything; they are also the fire to the party and have the ability to bring a dead party back to life. So if you know a Matthew, take that opportunity to tell them how much of a poes they really are!
by jou ma se poes102 November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis
by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024
Get the Leo Cucked Matthewsmug. by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021
Get the Matthew Stathammug. He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne
by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.