Speed of Light, the Hands 

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

Speed of Light, the Hands by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

Shades of Light in a Transcendent Realm 

Sounds like a great theme song. Not as good as Purgatorium though or even Dreamin' Attraction in my opinion! But I think the people at Arcaea made it! Good song 10/10

Roxanne: I like Shades of Light in a Transcendent Realm.
Rachel: Yeah so do I.

Shades of Light in a Transcendent Realm by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Speed of Light 

Light travels at approximately 3x10^8 m/s in a vacuum as it has a mass of 0.
However, in recent years scientists have discovered that Jake Gibson is the only entity capable of surpassing such speed. Therefore, the speed of light is equal to approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second.

The speed of light is approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second

Speed of Light by S3arch March 29, 2021

Check English Light 

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

Check English Light by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

Speed of light 

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

Speed of light by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

national run a red light 

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

national run a red light by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

shrine of their light 

Where you go to worship like a snail.

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of their light

shrine of their light by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021