Jesus was Palestinian 

A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.

"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"

Jesus was Palestinian by Der Emes December 28, 2020

jesus radical 

Someone who wants to make sweet love to jesus because he has muscular theighs that could crush a walnut!! Or someone who thinks Jesus is the goods.

Maranda: Wow olivia, I'm wearing my super hot Jesus Sandles!!!
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH

Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.

Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical

jesus radical by Maranda May 15, 2005

Jesus hole 

Due to the Christian restriction on extra-marital sex, the Jesus hole is a synonym for a vagina.

Guy: I'm gonna fuck your Jesus hole real good.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.

Jesus hole by elf_n_safety January 21, 2011

jesus-1 

Some pathetic loser on the Vestibule who's only topics are about his "Gay" tendancies. The dumb schmuck got pwn3d hard though, on the sex health and dating board.

Pathetic Liar on IGN. Only topics ever posted are about his gay tendancies.

jesus-1 by Your mamma November 22, 2003

Jesus-ical 

approaching, but not quite equal to the awesomeness of Jesus.

Man, you guys don't even know. Harbor Branch was Jesus-ical.

Jesus-ical by Merriam Webster's Dictionary December 20, 2007

jesus of suburbia 

its a brill song bit long but der u go n i dnt belive in christian stuff but afta readin der lyrics it sorta makes sense prefered american idiot *cough george bush* thou. N FED UP WIF GOD DAMN CHEERLEADER WANNABES N PREPS

dem- y r listenin to green day jesus of suburbia
me- wen i start listenin to korn u can hav ago at me
dem - who?
me - omg u prik stik

jesus of suburbia by purple monkey n blue sheep ere August 11, 2006

Jesus Piece 

Jesus Piece; Refers to a gram of dank marijuana; Derived from the term " Yo lemme get a G" (gram of bud) then coined into Jesus Piece due to the first syllable of Jesus. (G) Gee-sus

Yo dog im broke, hook me up with a Jesus Piece

Jesus Piece by smiddy1337 October 22, 2009