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jack and jill

When a man and woman masturbate together.
by Luminous June 14, 2003
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Union Jack

by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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Kangaroo Jack

An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)
I hated Kangaroo Jack so much, I shat myself in the theater just to have an excuse to leave.
by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004
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jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!
I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.
by Takisha January 1, 2006
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Sloppy Jack

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
by cannabis420 March 18, 2015
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Ball Jacked

The act of a woman wanting to make a man a husband in a very short time frame.
Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.
by absinthe_psychologist January 18, 2010
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john jack

"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"
by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009
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