An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)
by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004
Get the Kangaroo Jack mug.Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!
I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.
by Takisha January 1, 2006
Get the jacking off mug.When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
by cannabis420 March 18, 2015
Get the Sloppy Jack mug.Everything was going great with sally but then she ball jacked me and now were getting married next week.
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