Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.

I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.

by z10370 November 8, 2009

Rose Golden Shower

When a girl urinates on you while she is on her period. Making the urine look like rose gold.

Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!

by PeezyFaSheezy December 21, 2010

Meteor Shower Blumpkin

The act of a blumpkin, with projectile diarhea. Best performed while slightly hovering over toilet seat so the partner is aware of the Blumpkin being performed and also is awarded with the chance to wish upon a shooting starfish.

Shirley wished upon the shooting starfish once she realized Tommy was performing the Meteor Shower Blumpkin.

by RonLive October 27, 2010

Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010

south african shower

The act in which a female shats on your chest whilst squirting lady juices

I totally gave him a south african shower last night

by UnicornSex23 October 18, 2013

No Shower Happy Hour

To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.

Let’s hit the OD for no shower happy hour

by StinkTree August 18, 2020

Acid Rain Shower

When you get a woman to stand over your head, legs spread, and she administers a douche to herself and the resulting after fluids rain down on your head.

I cant believe that Steve actually pays women to give him an acid rain shower!

by Khronepsis June 18, 2011